The 3am tightness lets go
MycoCalm Oil meets the body first — the braced chest, the buzzing gut, the feeling that something is wrong — so the mind is not left to fight it alone.
HomeSteady Rituals Collection
For health-anxiety days — from people who had them
Steady Rituals Collection
The three-piece ritual that takes the spike out of your body so your mind can follow. Oil for the day. A strip for the thought that just landed. A lavender bar that ends the night.
187 people with health anxiety are looking at this kit
Most members feel the tightness ease in the first week. $99 once, not $124.98. You keep $25.98.
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Claim the collection + 3-day trial · $99Success guaranteeToday: $99 for the kit. Membership is $49/mo after 3 free days unless you cancel. One confirmation.
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Words for the person who loves you and does not know what else to say.
“The 2am tightness used to own me. I took a strip, then the oil the next morning, and for the first time in years I went back to sleep instead of opening WebMD. I would have paid $99 for that night alone.”
The collection is a three-part ritual for health-anxiety days: oil to settle the body, a strip for the spike, and a lavender bar that gives the day an ending. Members use it so the fear has a place to go that is not Google, a forum, or another test. Most people notice the tightness ease in the first week. By week two the ritual is the thing they reach for instead of the search bar.
Inside the $99 collection
Three formats. One ritual. Nothing extra to assemble.
MycoCalm Oil
Reishi and a liquid mushroom blend. The daily cover for a body that wakes up already braced.
$59.99 apart
Steady Strips
L-theanine, GABA, B6. Strawberry-peppermint. The spike has sixty seconds to go somewhere that is not Google.
$45 apart
Steady Bar
Lavender, olive, coconut, shea. The shower is no longer where the evening starts scanning.
$19.99 apartApart: $124.98. Together: $99. You keep $25.98.
Use it like this. Do not overthink it.
- 1
Morning oil
A dropper of MycoCalm with breakfast. You are covering the day before the day covers you.
- 2
The spike strip
When the thought lands — “what if this time it’s real?” — a Steady Strip under the tongue. Do not negotiate with it. Use the ritual.
- 3
Evening bar
The lavender bar in the shower is how the day ends. Not a scroll. Not a symptom check. A close.
The kit and the membership, together
The kit holds the body. Membership holds the loop.
One checkout: $99 for the collection, and 3 days of Steady at $0. After that, $49/month, locked while you stay. Cancel once. Keep the kit.
- Private health-anxiety community, moderated by people who will not fake-reassure you
- Your facilitated circle, twice a month
- Companion tools for the urge to check, the racing night, the waiting-room hour
- The eight-part path so you stop assembling a plan from thirty tabs
What you are actually choosing
White-knuckling it
- Google at 2am
- No ritual when the spike hits
- The body stays braced
- You do this alone
Random calm products
- One bottle, no system
- No community behind it
- You still buy three things later
- Nothing for the 1am loop
Steady Rituals
- Oil + strip + bar, one price
- Membership in the same checkout
- A ritual for morning, spike, and night
- People who already had this fear
Wall of love
2,847 collections. People who were done being brave about it.
The 2am tightness used to own me. I took a strip, then the oil the next morning, and for the first time in years I went back to sleep instead of opening WebMD. I would have paid $99 for that night alone.
I have been Googling symptoms since I was nineteen. Four days with the kit and I caught myself reaching for the tin instead of the search bar. That has never happened. Not with therapy, not with apps, not with anything.
The bar is the surprise. I thought it was a nice extra. It is the only thing that ends a spiral in the shower. I stay in the water until the smell is the only thought left. Then I can go to bed.
I added the membership because the page said most people do. I am glad I did. The kit took the spike out of my chest. The circle took it out of my evenings. First week I sat through a whole dinner without leaving to check my pulse.
Twenty years of health anxiety. I have bought every calm-in-a-bottle on the internet. This is the first thing that reached my body instead of asking my brain to be reasonable. Keep the $99. I would have wired more.
I bought it skeptical and angry, which is how I buy everything. Two weeks later the thought of running out scares me more than the symptoms. That is not a sentence I expected to write.
My partner noticed first. He said I had stopped asking “does this feel like…” every hour. I had not noticed. The ritual had already taken the job.
Worth ten times $99. I say that as someone who resents every subscription on earth. The collection is one charge. The membership I kept because I finally had somewhere to put the rest of the fear.
Questions people ask with the cart open
7 day money back on membership. We make a wrong kit right.
Start the 3-day trial, take the collection at $99, and use the ritual for a week. If Steady is not the place, write to us. If a piece arrives damaged, we replace it.
Today: $99 for the kit. Membership is $49/mo after 3 free days unless you cancel. One confirmation.